Organic Anti Beat Box Band

bartek_wegorek

Raczej "make" zamiast "him" Wink

Tom_my

oo, rzeczywiscie namieszałem ;d

powinno być

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

Wink

MissPsychoSexy

Macie się o co kłócić Wink

bartek_wegorek

grzehot

" no nie!!! zdenerwowalem sie..musze sie koniecznie czegos napic. - moze herbatę??
- czy pani oszalala, kto pije dzisiaj herbatę???

bartek_wegorek

Skąd to?

grzehot

janek h. "party przy swiecach"

jimas

jak tatus zrobi dziubek to nie ma chuja we wsi Very Happy

velvetova

arnold88

grzehot

ojciec do syna gdy przyłapał go w łóżku z dziewczyną:
jak ta kurwa z domu nie pójdzie to ja ide..albo ja albo ta kurwa!!!

bartek_wegorek

American Pie
Finch: God bless the Internet.
***
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
***
[During sex.]
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy. Finch.
Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!
***
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful.
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Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
***
Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
***
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

American Beaty
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
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Angela Hayes: What do you want?
Lester Burnham: Are you kidding? I want you.
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Lester Burnham: Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.
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Lester Burnham: I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
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Carolyn Burnham: Fuck me, your majesty!
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Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted fuck.
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
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Ricky Fitts: Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.
Colonel Fitts: Well, me too son. Me too.
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Brad: Got a minute?
Lester Burnham: For you, Brad, I've got five!
***
Carolyn Burnham: I see you're smoking pot now. I suppose you think smoking illegal psychotropic substances is a good example to set for our sixteen year-old daughter?!
Lester Burnham: You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

Powrót Do Przyszłości
George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
***
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Doctor Emmet Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
***
Mr. Strickland: You don't have a chance, you're too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, history is gonna change.
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Doctor Emmet Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Goldie Wilson: I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town.
Lou: [handing him a broom] Good, you can start by sweeping the floor.
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[Dr. Emmet Brown is doubting Marty McFly's story about that he is from the future]
Dr. Emmet Brown: Then tell me, "future boy", who is president in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmet Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?! Who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis?
Marty McFly: What?
Dr. Emmet Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury! I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good day, future boy!
***
Dr. Emmet Brown: Don't worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour the instant the lightning strikes the tower ... everything will be fine!
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Dr. Emmet Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
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Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
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Dr. Emmett L. "Doc" Brown: I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by!
***
Marvin Berry: [on the phone, as Marty plays "Johnny B. Goode"] Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin -- your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

Powrót do Przyszłosci Part II
Doc Emmet L. Brown: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
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Doc Emmet Brown: No! It can't be! I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: You did, oh, I know, you did send me back to the future, but I'm back -- I'm back FROM the future.
Doc Emmet Brown: Great Scott!

Powrót do Przyszłosci Part III
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' L. Brown: The future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one.

Blues Brothers
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
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Soul Food Cafe Owner: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: You want any jam on that honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Have you got any fried chicken ma'am?
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Best damned chicken in the state!
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: You want chickens wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Be right back.
***
Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.
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Jake: The band...the band...
Rev. Cleophus: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!
Jake: THE BAND!!!
Rev. Cleophus: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!!
Elwood: What light?!
Rev. Cleophus: DO YOU SEEEE THE LIGHT?!
Jake: YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST...I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
***
Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
***
[Elwood Blues has just passed on a red light, and a police car rolls up behind them. The words are said in the same rhythm as a blues song ("Soothe Me") on the car stereo]
Elwood Blues: Shit!
Jake Blues: What?
Elwood Blues: Rollers...
Jake Blues: No!
Elwood Blues: Yeah.
Jake Blues: Shit!
***
Elwood Blues: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!

Forrest Gump
Fat Man on Bench: It was a bullet wasn't it?
Forrest: A bullet?
Fat Man on Bench: that jumped up and bit ya...
Forrest: oh, yes sir, bit me directly in the buttocks...they [the army surgeons] said it was a million dollar wound, the army must keep that money 'cause I ain't seen a nickle o' that million dollars"

Jackie Brown
Ordell: Is she dead, yes or no?
Louis: Pretty much.
***
Ordell: I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheranda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.
Louis: She believed you?
Ordell: Hell yeah! To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood; closest she's ever been anyway.
***
[After shooting Beaumont.]
Ordell: An employee I had to let go.
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[As Max Cherry exits the bathroom.]
Ordell Robbie: Uh uh uh... I didn't hear you wash your hands.
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Ordell Robbie: I'm as serious as a heart attack.
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[Louis has forgotten where he parked]
Melanie: Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.
***
Ordell: My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
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Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.
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Ordell Robbie: Now that there is the Tech-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
***
Ordell Robbie: Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

jimas

uwielbiam Blues Brothers , juz ze 100 razy go oglądalem Smile

pieprzony pingwin..

bartek_wegorek

Tam nie było żadnego "pieprzonego pingwina", był tylko tekst "You fat penguin!" Cool

MissPsychoSexy

Ty sie lubisz ludzi czepiać, bartek, nie?